"Get in the car princess, daddy’s taking you shopping."
"Daddy’s has to work hard today so he can spoil you later."
"That’s right baby doll, swing the mallet just like daddy showed you."
"I’m in a rush little one, whatever you want just charge it to daddy’s credit card."
attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon
I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.